
Women Get Massages with Happy Endings Too |
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Recently, there has been chatter in the New York press about just such shenanigans in upscale Miami hotels and New York bathhouses: the female “happy ending” is out there. Grant Stoddard, the author of Working Stiff: The Misadventures of an Accidental Sexpert, tells a story that illustrates the Jackanory finish is not confined to men, and possibly on the increase. “An ex went for a regular massage. It was her first time at this establishment, and the receptionist suggested that she get her massage from George. She called me two hours later to ask me if it was okay that a Chinese guy in scrubs had brought her to orgasm six times. I was more impressed than anything. My girlfriend recommended George to several friends, most of whom went to the massage parlour. George, they were told, had been let go, and nobody hinted at ‘happy endings’ being on offer.” |
Read on: Women get massages with 'happy endings' too
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Party Like a Billionaire |
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» mel my finger
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Okay so the other week I met this one girl that worked for an unnamed billionaire. She's kinda private about the whole deal, but I managed to get some interesting tidbits of what life is like as a billionaire. A few of the things he did was he:
- would fly his people to Chicago to pick up a local beer
- built a multi-million dollar, underground sex lair underneath his mansion
- managed to keep the sex lair construction a total secret from his wife
- partied with rockstars in his in-house recording studio and sex lair
- had his people pick up high-class prostitutes from Vegas and Atlantic City
- built secret passages all around his mansion, hidden from his wife
She wouldn't tell me the name of the guy so I took it as a challenge, whipped out my iPhone, searched up "sex lair" on google and BAM...first result:
Read on: Billionaire sought secret lair for sex, drugs, complaint says
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Brazilian BBQ for Men Only |
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» mel my finger
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Mel: I would never take a girl here…this is such a man’s restaurant.
Rodrigo: Yeah, girls here would be such a waste.
Mel: They should make a brazilian bbq place but with a 300 theme.
Mel: The servers are all in Spartan uniforms and capes, and the serve the meat on Spartan spears…
Mel: That would be awesome!
Rodrigo: 
Rodrigo: Uhh, no. That would be really gay.
Mel: Shit, you’re right. Nevermind.
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Don't Fall for Those 100 Calorie Snacks |
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If you think buying junk food in small packages will help you eat less, look out —marketers know the truth.
Two new marketing studies found that some people tend to consume more calories when junk food portions and packages are smaller. For some, it's because they perceive small packages to be ... get this ... diet food.
For others, it's just the temptation of small sins. |
Read on: Small Packages Trick People to Eat More
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Fatter You Are = More Taxes You Pay |
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Should you pay more if you weigh more? That’s what Alabama’s State Employees’ Insurance Board thinks. In 2011 the board will start charging overweight state workers—those with a body mass index greater than 35—$25 a month for health insurance, which is currently free for all state employees.
(The state is giving workers a two-year head start; if they sign up for free health screenings and make progress, they won’t face the insurance fine.)
Being the second fattest state in the country—behind Mississippi—costs Alabamians lots of money—up to $1.32 billion a year in estimated medical charges, according to a 2004 study. |
Read on: Alabama Slaps a Tax on Fat People
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